FLAR-ida

I went to Florida for 4 days with Mandy. It was so (MF-ing) sweet. I miss waking up with mandy in the bed next to mine and lying in the sun all day and laughing over stupid stuff. We met some interesting people along the way as we LOUDLY declared ourselves on vacation with our (OTT) over-the-top presence. It was one of the most fun vacations I've been on. Her mom greeted us with SHOES on the first night we arrived! How cool is that? We shopped, ate and drank ourselves into a stupor every day and we were the only females under 50 and under 250lbs. I swear we saw the fattest people in Florida. and no wonder. The food is sooooo good there. Everything tastes saltier and buttery.

YUUMmmmmmmmmmmm!

The following memories come from 4 days of sunny bliss:

Can I do you both? And at that precise moment......he became a MAN.

Look at those two hot peppers!

SLICED CREAM CAKE! If i don't get my cream cake sliced...I walk away. I walk FAR away.

So cute, you. So fair, you. So dark, you.

Auntie Judy imitating Mandy: "Bye...." (drops bag on sidewalk)

W-what...w-what the...what the De-vil?!?

Good...good...now run A-LONG!

LET ME KNOW.

This is motherf-ing sweet, Motherf-ing nice!

Oprah:Steadman, what did i tell you to always tell me?
Steadman: Beloved was my favourite movie?
Oprah: No, the other thing
Steadman: You're not fat?

Eeeeeeeeeeew! Neil!

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