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The priest finally called me back about setting up the wedding stuff. He had such a serene and soothing voice which reflected years of meditation and inner peace. I told him that I wanted to get married in 6 months, and he thought it seemed rather soon and that I generally had to wait a year. I (proudly) assured him that though I had procrastinated in meeting with him, I had already taken the mandatory Catholic marriage classes. He seemed surprised and asked how I knew that I needed to take the classes if no priest referred me to them. Being in a wierd mood, I answered, "Well this is my first marriage so I read about the steps on www.howtogetmarried.com" Father S rebutted with a long bout of silence and he did not laugh. Seeing as I did not start of on the best foot with the priest who will marry me, perhaps he should refer me to www.jokinginappropriatesituations.com which links to www.whennottobeasmartass.com