Instructions:
To Create a Google "Needs" Meme:
1) Enter "[your name here] needs" in a Google search.
2) Read through the link descriptions, looking for those that actually form a sentence.
3) Post the first 15.
4) Enjoy!
I need a lot of things... here's what Google thinks I need:
1. Kimberly needs a woman in her life.
2. Kimberly needs to continue sitting in the waiting area.
3. Kimberly needs to eat something and keep her ugly mouth shut, she is so superficial and can't keep her legs closed. (*gasp*)
4. Kimberly needs to get the media on her side, she seduces an overeager newscaster (Jane Krakowski) with a line from a cheesy porn movie.
5. Kimberly needs expert care and stimulation.
6. Kimberly needs TLC and will reward you with the same.
7. Kimberly needs to put her her sweetness out as much as her chest.
8. Kimberly needs to meet a guy who owns a gas station. You know, get pumped regular.
9. Kimberly needs a spanking before she'll pay attention.
10. Kimberly needs a nose job
11. Kimberly needs a big sister.
12. Kimberly needs to GROW UP man I can not stand that girl
13. Kimberly needs to be more careful of what she asks for.
14. Kimberly needs to leave that salon and find a more professional one.
15. Kimberly needs our prayers
Woah....apparently "Kimberly's" aren't very well-liked..
Yowza!
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