Billing Statement

Peter and me 

Karly, Stella, Carol, Me 

What was with all the accidental groping? I am going to start charging. Will accept cash or drinks at the gala.


Karly:
"accidental" crotch grab...............$1.50

Carol:

"accidental" boob grab.................$2.00 x 2 = $4.00

Stella:

"Dying laughing"
Full body groping .....................$5.00 + stupid comments by random
stranger..............................= $5.50