Sunday, September 19, 2004

Job Posting

Wanted

Full time on-call non-arachnophobe spider exterminater needed immediately. Must be able to provide services on demand within 5-10 minutes of dispatch, therefore, access to a vehicle in a MUST. All jobs should be completed with a serious and professional manner with some light counselling if necessary. Materials such as paper towels, vacuum cleaner and long-handled broom provided No previous experience necessary, although thick skin and climbing abilities are an asset. Salary TBD plus bonuses during high spider volume season. Leave comment for more details. Serious inquiries only please.