*Ring ring*
K: Good morning ____, Kimberly Robinson speaking.
S: I just wanted to let you know that I had to strip down to my underwear and t-shirt this morning
K: Huh? Where are you? working from home?
S: No, I'm at work.
K: What's wrong? What happened?
S: A woman came up to me and complimented me on my nice outfit!
K: I told you the argyle sweater was a good choice, see? Aren't you glad you have a wife who buys nice clothes for you?
S: NO! I've never been complimented on my outfits before. I don't have 'outfits.' I'm a guy.
**click**
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