Say Cheese!

I've never been the poster child for a beautiful straight set of pearly whites, so I always seem to notice nice teeth. But today, it was taken to the next level. I was at the grocery store laying my mesclun mix, smoked salmon and perrier on the conveyer belt when I was blinded by the cashier's flashing smile.

Her teeth were so white!
Too white.
The cheesy factor was just so overpowering.
Seriously, her teeth were whiter than the whites of her eyes.

A friend once told me not to trust people with too-white teeth.
How do these people live?? Do they not eat? Drink wine? smoke?

The power of Crest Whitestrips are great, I guess.